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Practice & Play

Date This Object

Objects have dating profiles too.

You'll meet an ordinary object with a completely unnecessary dating life.

See what catches your attention on paper, then actually go on the date and find out whether the experience changes anything.

First impressions Real-life experience Your dating clues
Your Date Date #1
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Laptop

Occupation

Looking for

Relationship status

Greatest relationship strength

Biggest red flag

Conflict style

Ideal first date

Love language

Something they're working on

Based on the profile alone...

Would you want a first date?

Your first read

What stands out to you?

The same quality can draw one person in and give someone else pause. You get to decide what each one means to you.

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Click or tap once to put a trait under Draws me in.

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Click or tap it again to move it to Gives me pause.

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Click once more to clear it if it doesn't really matter to you.

Draws me in

Things I like, appreciate, or find appealing.

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Gives me pause

Things I'm unsure about or may not want.

You actually go out

Your date with Laptop

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How did the date feel?

Choose anything that fits.

A moment on the date

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What goes through your mind?

Choose as many as fit. Mixed reactions are allowed.

Now that you've actually met...

Would you go on a second date with Laptop?

You're deciding from the experience now, not just the profile.

Your Date Debrief

The point isn't to talk yourself into liking the object.

It's to notice how you decided.
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Want to see your patterns?

Save this date to your Dating Clues. As you date more objects, the game will start showing you what repeatedly draws you in, what tends to give you pause, and what you actually enjoy once you're on the date.

Your clues are saved privately in this browser. You can view them anytime from My Dating Clues at the top of the page.

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